we're blogging at a bar
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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