so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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