The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
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Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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