I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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