do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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