forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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