Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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