Are we in a gay sports bar?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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