your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize