someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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