well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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