Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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