Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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