can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
well you can't waste a boner
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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