Only a mothe r could love this liver
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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