You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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