Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
worst night to have a conscience
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
