you would pick up someone in the library
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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