the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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