that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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