I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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