No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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