Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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