I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
