Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Screwed.edu
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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