Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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