Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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