no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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