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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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