my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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