I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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