My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
PANTIES FOUND
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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