what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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