Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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