We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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