is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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