He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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