After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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