It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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