belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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