All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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