My hand turned me down
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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