She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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