I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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