i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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