Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
