can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
They have beer where we have blood.