So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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