oh god the rape fog is back!
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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