Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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