i just google imaged poop.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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