Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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