Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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