Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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