If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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