worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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